Why I Decided to Wear 31 Hats This Month

I've been staring at my collection of 31 hats for about twenty minutes, wondering how things got this out of hand. It started innocently enough—a baseball cap here, a beanie there—but before I knew it, I had a literal stack for every single day of a long month. At first, it felt like a bit of a hoarding problem, but as I started sorting through them, I realized these hats aren't just fabric and brims. They're kind of a map of who I've been and all the different versions of myself I try to be on any given day. ...

May 11, 2026 · 7 min · Mogged Armario